The Big List of Racism
13If you can think of any examples that we do not have listed here, please feel free to send us the link.
Racist Words and Phrases
- Affirmative action
- Aloof
- Angel food cake
- Angry
- Bacon sarnies (sandwiches)
- Black and Tan
- Black hole (in two different ways)
- Black sheep
- Break
- Chair
- Chicago
- Constitution
- Cool
- Devil’s food cake
- Entitlement society
- Exotic
- Food stamps
- Foreign
- Founding Fathers
- Gardening terms (various)
- Going Dutch
- Hawaii
- Holding down the fort
- Illegal immigrant
- Incompetant
- Indonesia
- IRS
- Kitchen cabinet
- Lazy
- Master bedroom
- Monkeying (around)
- Niggardly
- Obamacare
- Out of the darkness
- PGA Tour
- Poor work ethic
- Privileged
- Professor
- Revenge
- Shuck and jive
- “Shut up and play the piano” (even if directed at an actual pianist)
- Take back America (unless said about George W. Bush)
- Third-world country
- Urban
- USA (when chanted) (and again)
Racist Things
- American flag bandanas (when worn at basketball games)
- Battle of Gettysburg commemorative mug showing retreating Confederate soldiers carrying the Confederate flag (when used in front of black people)
- Camels (on college campuses)
- Jabba the Hutt’s Palace (when made of Legos)
- Redneck Day
- Super Bowl ads: Dodge, Coke
Racist Actions and Opinions
- Advocating for food stamp reform
- Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette
- Correcting grammar and spelling
- Criticizing public officials
- Criticizing the use of the word “n*gger”
- Disliking tattoos
- Displaying photographs of known terrorists
- Either not wanting to invade Syria or objecting to Barack Obama’s consultation of Congress on invading Syria (Bill Maher has some clarity problems)
- Fabricating an African-American Studies Department, particularly classes in Swahili
- Giving a speech to the NAACP
- Hanging a chair from a tree (if you want to display an empty chair in a way that will not end up with the chair being blown away by wind or stolen, how ELSE do you affix it to something permanent, eh?)
- Labeling a buffet of food eaten in Israel an “Israeli Mezze Station”
- Laying off employees you can no longer afford to pay
- Making a joke about a birth certificate, unless you are Barack Obama
- Mimicking your friend’s body shape
- Not wanting to raise the minimum wage
- Opposing gun control
- Preferring white meat to dark meat
- Reminding people that they do not have to vote for the incumbent
- Running in a presidential election against Barack Obama (maybe)
- Saying that Michelle Obama has a large rear end
- Selling dried-out asparagus
- Suggesting that American Idol judges would not nurture Bob Dylan
- Supporting the Second Amendment
- Thinking the Obamas are ugly
- Waving American flags on Cinco de Mayo at a school
- Writing fantasy novels about orcs
Things That Would Be Racist If Said Or Done By A Non-Liberal
- “A few years ago, [Barack Obama] would have been carrying our bags.”
- “A symbolic Jew [Clarence Thomas] has invited a metaphoric Hitler to commit holocaust and genocide upon his own people.”
- “[Barack Obama is] the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
- Beating up and yelling racial slurs at a black TEA Party activist
- Believing that all white people are going to hell
- Black photographer is a “coon,” “crackhead,” and “drug dealer”
- Calling people “house n*gger,” “Uncle Tom/Aunt Thomasina,” “race traitor,” “cornball brother,” or anything similar for other races: Michelle Malkin, Michael Steele, Condoleezza Rice, Stacey Dash, Herman Cain, Robert Griffin III, Thomas Sowell, Marco Rubio, Larry Elder
- “Crazy cracker on the right”
- Criticizing Mitch McConnell for marrying a woman of Taiwanese heritage
- Minority-only Vagina Monologues
- Obama the ‘Magic Negro’
- Refusing to shake the hand of a black politician (it was probably merely rude, not racist, but if a Republican had done it . . .)
- “Rice ball of nonsense”
- Saying Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and “go home” to Germany, Poland and America
- “[S]end Nikki Haley back to wherever the hell she came from.”
- Segregated elementary school tutoring
- Sending racist photos to, and vandalizing with racial slurs the Wikipedia page of, Mia Love
- Soledad O’Brien’s CNN show being cancelled because the audience was “too ethnic” (and also too small)
- Study session for “students of color only.”
- Ted Cruz and Mexican music
- “You’re white! You don’t belong here! Go back to Germany! Go back to Europe! The whites don’t belong here! This is America, the whites don’t belong here!”
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racist words according to Jonathon Capehart who was sitting in for Martin Bashir (and no, I don’t watch that show … my brain would implode after 30 seconds of those moron … saw it on a Steven Kruiser video on Youtube)
exotic… foreign… Indonesia… Hawaii
Thank you! Do you happen to have the link? I can’t find it anywhere.
The segment starts at 00:54
Hmmm, I’m not sure if that’s the right video? It’s about music theory.
Whoa ! that isn’t right ! you tube is screwing with me I guess.
Do a search on you tube for Kruiser Control 100th episode… The segment I mentioned starts at 00:54.
I’ll try posting the link again – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sue9bWUsqvg&feature=share&list=PL34D72D147E811A2D
Perfect, thanks! That is pretty epic.
Yeah, I thought so too. Sad thing is, though, that pinheads like Capehart have put me at a point where I don’t really give a flying f**k if i get called racist anymore because the word just doesn’t mean anything … Guess the left never read “the boy who cried wolf”.
Exactly…when I hear “racist!’ all it tells me is that person has no substantive argument.
I can’t remember the specifics but black “leaders” had their knickers in a twist a few years ago because someone (correctly) used the word “niggardly”.
There have been many brouhahas over the word niggardly over the years, enough that there is actually a Wikipedia entry entitled Controversies About the Word “Niggardly”. For added fun, take a look at the “Talk” page, where some Wiki Editors are actually arguing that even though niggardly is not a race-based term, has a wholly different root, and was used correctly in these controversies, that the word “niggardy” should still be considered racist because it makes people feel bad.
I think I’ll sit in a chair with a black and tan, light up a fag, and try to stay cool. But that might make me seem aloof…
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